{"id":1417,"date":"2007-01-23T19:27:40","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T11:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ecjtu.com\/keith\/archives\/1417"},"modified":"2007-01-31T18:43:42","modified_gmt":"2007-01-31T10:43:42","slug":"%e8%80%81%e5%a4%96%e8%be%a8%e5%88%ab%e4%b8%ad%e5%9b%bd%e4%ba%ba%e7%9a%8488%e7%a7%8d%e6%96%b9%e6%b3%95","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ecjtu.com\/keith\/archives\/1417","title":{"rendered":"\u8001\u5916\u8fa8\u522b\u4e2d\u56fd\u4eba\u768488\u79cd\u65b9\u6cd5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.You look like you are 18. \u4f60\u770b\u8d77\u6765\u597d\u50cf\u624d18\u5c81(\u4e1c\u65b9\u4eba\u666e\u904d\u770b\u8d77\u6765\u5e74\u8f7b, \u5475\u5475)<\/p>\n<p>2.You like to eat chicken feet. \u4f60\u559c\u6b22\u5403\u9e21\u811a<\/p>\n<p>3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.\u4f60\u5403\u9c7c\u65f6\u4f1a\u5438\u9c7c\u5934\u548c\u9c7c\u9ccd(\u4ed6\u4eec\u90fd\u662f\u76f4\u63a5\u5207\u6389\u7684)<\/p>\n<p>4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u7684\u8f66\u5b50\u540e\u89c6\u955c\u4e0a\u4f1a\u540a\u4e2d\u56fd\u6446\u8bbe(\u5076\u6ca1\u6709, \u8001\u7238\u4e0d\u8ba9, \u8bf4\u4e00\u770b\u5c31\u662f\u4e2d\u56fd\u4eba, \u4fd7, \u90c1\u95f7)<\/p>\n<p>5.You sing karaoke. \u4f60\u5531KTV(\u5510\u4eba\u8857\u624d\u6709\u7684\u73a9\u610f\u513f)<\/p>\n<p>6.Your house is covered with tile.\u4f60\u7684\u623f\u5b50\u94fa\u7684\u662f\u74f7\u7816(\u8001\u5916\u90fd\u662f\u6728\u677f)<\/p>\n<p>7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of<br \/>\ngrease.\u4f60\u7684\u53a8\u623f\u8986\u76d6\u7740\u4e00\u5c42\u539a\u539a\u7684\u6cb9\u8102(\u7231\u7092\u4e1c\u897f\u7684\u7f18\u6545)<\/p>\n<p>8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. \u4f60\u7684\u7089\u5b50\u4e0a\u9762\u6709\u94dd\u7b94<\/p>\n<p>9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u7684\u9065\u63a7\u5668\u5916\u9762\u5305\u7740\u5851\u6599(\u53d1\u73b0\u771f\u7684\u53ea\u6709\u4e2d\u56fd\u4eba\u624d\u8fd9\u6837)<\/p>\n<p>10.You\\&#8217;ve never kissed your mom or dad. \u4f60\u4ece\u6ca1\u543b\u8fc7\u4f60\u7236\u6bcd(\u4e2d\u56fd\u4eba\u8c01\u8fd9\u6837\u554a)<\/p>\n<p>11.You&#8217;ve never hugged your mom or dad. \u4f60\u4ece\u6ca1\u62b1\u8fc7\u4f60\u7236\u6bcd(\u5e7c\u513f\u56ed\u65f6\u7b97\u4e0d\u7b97?)<\/p>\n<p>12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20\/500.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u7684\u89c6\u89c9\u60f3\u8c61\u529b\u4f4e\u4e8e20\/500(\u4e0d\u77e5\u5565\u610f\u601d)<\/p>\n<p>13.You wear contacts,to avoid wearing your \\&#8221;coke bottle glasses\\&#8221;. \u4f60\u6234\u9690\u5f62\u773c\u955c<br \/>\n,<br \/>\n\u8fd9\u6837\u624d\u80fd\u907f\u514d\u6234\u4f60\u7684&#8221;\u74f6\u5e95\u773c\u955c&#8221;(\u600e\u4e48\u8bf4\u5f97\u4e2d\u56fd\u4eba\u597d\u50cf\u90fd\u8fd1\u89c6? \u5076\u5c31\u4e0d\u600e\u4e48\u6234\u773c\u955c, \u4e0d\u8fc7\u4e5f<br \/>\n\u8fd1\u89c6\u4e24\u4e09\u767e\u4e86, \u5475\u5475)<\/p>\n<p>14.You&#8217;ve worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. \u4f60\u4e94\u5e74\u7ea7\u5f00\u59cb\u5c31\u6234\u773c\u955c\u4e86.(\u4e2d\u56fd\u4eba\u90fd\u662f\u7231\u5b66\u4e60\u7684\u597d\u5b69\u5b50&#8230; \u600e\u4e48\u53c8\u8ddf\u773c\u955c\u6709\u5173?)<\/p>\n<p>15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up. \u4f60\u7761\u9192\u540e\u5934\u53d1\u4f1a\u7ad6\u8d77\u6765.<\/p>\n<p>16.You&#8217;ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. \u4f60\u4f1a\u4e3a\u4e00\u4e9b\u4e0d\u53ef\u8d28\u7591\u7684\u4e8b\u60c5\u8fa9\u8bba.(\u65e0\u7406\u53d6\u95f9???)<\/p>\n<p>17.You love to use coupons. \u4f60\u559c\u6b22\u7528\u6298\u4ef7\u5238. (\u52e4\u4fed\u8282\u7ea6~~)<\/p>\n<p>18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. \u4f60\u4e3a\u4e86\u6700\u4fbf\u5b9c\u7684\u6c7d\u6cb9\u8d39\u4e0d\u606f\u5f00\u7740\u8f66\u5b50\u5230\u5904\u627e. (\u6069, \u6211\u7238\u5c31\u8fd9\u6837)<\/p>\n<p>19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u5f00\u7740\u8f66\u5b50\u515c\u5708\u4e3a\u4e86\u627e\u5230\u6700\u597d\u7684\u505c\u8f66\u4f4d. (\u770b\u6765\u8001\u5916\u771f\u7684\u4e0d\u592a\u8bb2\u7a76\u8fd9\u4e2a.)<\/p>\n<p>20.You take showers at night. \u4f60\u665a\u4e0a\u6d17\u6fa1. (\u8bb8\u591a\u7f8e\u56fd\u4eba\u90fd\u662f\u65e9\u4e0a\u6d17, \u4e0d\u77e5\u9053\u4e3a\u4ec0\u4e48)<\/p>\n<p>21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. \u65c5\u5e97\u623f\u95f4\u91cc\u7684\u975e\u514d\u8d39\u98df\u54c1\u4f60\u90fd\u4e0d\u5403.(\u90a3\u4e9b\u4e1c\u897f\u90fd\u662fover-charged\u4e86\u7684, \u8c01\u90a3\u4e48\u7b28\u554a)<\/p>\n<p>22.You don\\&#8217;t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. \u4f60\u4e0d\u4ecb\u610f\u4e8c\u5341\u4e2a\u4eba\u6324\u4e00\u95f4\u6c7d\u8f66\u65c5\u623f.(\u90a3\u4e5f\u592a\u62a0\u95e8\u4e86\u5427&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>23.Most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male. \u5982\u679c\u4f60\u662f\u7537\u4eba,\u90a3\u4e48\u4f60\u8eab\u4e0a\u7684\u4f53\u6bdb\u6bd4\u5927\u591a\u6570\u5973\u4eba\u5c11. (\u53c8\u4e0d\u662f\u5927\u7329\u7329, \u8001\u5b50\u8981\u90a3\u4e48\u591a\u4f53\u6bdb\u5e72\u4ec0\u4e48?)<\/p>\n<p>24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. \u522b\u4eba\u4e3a\u4f60\u5012\u8336\u4f60\u5c31\u7528\u624b\u6572\u4e00\u4e0b\u684c\u5b50.(\u5728\u5e7f\u4e1c\u8336\u697c\u5c24\u5176\u5982\u6b64, \u4e0d\u7136\u6ca1\u793c\u8c8c)<\/p>\n<p>25.You say &#8220;Aiya!&#8221;and &#8220;Wah!&#8221;frequently.\u4f60\u7ecf\u5e38\u8bf4&#8221;\u54ce(\u4e8c\u58f0)\u5440(\u56db\u58f0)&#8221; \u548c<br \/>\n&#8220;\u54c7(\u56db\u58f0)&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>26.You don\\&#8217;t want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.\u4f60\u4e0d\u559c\u6b22\u7cfb\u5b89\u5168\u5e26\u56e0\u4e3a\u5b89\u5168\u5e26\u8ba9\u4f60\u611f\u89c9\u4e0d\u8212\u670d. (\u6655~~~~~~~)<\/p>\n<p>27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines,and blackjack. \u4f60\u559c\u6b22\u62c9\u65af\u7ef4\u52a0\u65af, \u8001\u864e\u673a\u548c\u4e8c\u5341\u4e00\u70b9. (\u4e2d\u56fd\u4eba\u597d\u8d4c, \u5730\u7403\u4eba\u90fd\u77e5\u9053)<\/p>\n<p>28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully,so you can reuse the paper.\u4f60\u7ec6\u5fc3\u5730\u6253\u5f00\u4f60\u7684\u5723\u8bde\u8282\u793c\u7269, \u56e0\u4e3a\u4f60\u8981\u7559\u7740\u5305\u88c5\u7eb8\u518d\u7528. (\u8c01\u53eb\u5076\u6ca1\u94b1\u554a)<\/p>\n<p>29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,when they are 50%off.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u53ea\u4f1a\u5728\u5723\u8bde\u8282\u540e\u4e70\u5723\u8bde\u5361, \u56e0\u4e3a\u4ed6\u4eec\u6253\u4e86\u4e94\u6298. (^_^\u8fd9\u6839\u672c\u5c31\u662f\u5728\u8bf4\u6211, \u5723\u8bde\u8282\u5361\u7559\u7740\u4e0b\u4e00\u5e74\u7528, \u7701\u4e0b\u4e00\u7b14\u94b1\u597d\u597d\u5403\u4e00\u987f\u66f4\u5212\u7b97^_^)<\/p>\n<p>30.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.\u4f60\u7684\u53a8\u623f\u684c\u5b50\u4e0a\u6709\u4e00\u6761\u62b9\u5e03.(\u8001\u5916\u53ea\u6709\u7eb8\u5dfe)<\/p>\n<p>31.You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.That\\&#8217;s why you need thevinyl tablecloth. \u4f60\u628a\u9aa8\u5934\u548c\u5176\u4ed6\u6742\u788e\u5410\u5728\u684c\u5b50\u4e0a, \u6240\u4ee5\u4f60\u5fc5\u987b\u6709\u62b9\u5e03. (\u6ca1\u5410\u5728\u7eb8\u5dfe\u4e0a\u7684\u540e\u679c, \u8001\u5916\u771f\u662f\u6d6a\u8d39&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.\u4f60\u7684\u7535\u51b0\u7bb1\u5b58\u7740\u4e00\u4e07\u5e74\u524d\u7684\u98df\u7269.<\/p>\n<p>33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. \u4f60\u628a\u6d17\u7897\u673a\u5f53\u7897\u6a71<\/p>\n<p>34.You have never used your dishwasher. \u4f60\u4ece\u6765\u6ca1\u7528\u8fc7\u4f60\u7684\u6d17\u7897\u673a.<\/p>\n<p>35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. \u4f60\u6709\u4e00\u4e2a\u70ed\u6c34\u74f6\u91cc\u9762\u6c38\u8fdc\u88c5\u7740\u70ed\u6c34.(\u81ea\u6765\u6c34\u4e0d\u662f\u4eba\u4eba\u90fd\u559d\u5f97\u60ef\u7684~~~)<\/p>\n<p>36.You eat all meals in the kitchen. \u4f60\u5728\u53a8\u623f\u5403\u996d.<\/p>\n<p>37.You save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers. \u4f60\u628a\u7528\u8fc7\u7684\u5851\u6599\u888b,\u9521\u7eb8\u548c\u9521\u76d8\u7559\u7740.<\/p>\n<p>38.You have a piano in your living room. \u4f60\u5ba2\u5385\u91cc\u6709\u4e00\u67b6\u94a2\u7434. (\u7ba1\u4ed6\u4f1a\u4e0d\u4f1a\u5f39,\u770b\u8d77\u6765\u500d\u513f\u6709\u9762\u5b50)<\/p>\n<p>39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).\u4f60\u4f1a\u5728\u9910\u684c\u4e0a\u5254\u7259, \u4f46\u624b\u906e\u7740\u5634.<\/p>\n<p>40.You twirl your pen around your fingers. \u4f60\u4f1a\u8f6c\u7b14<\/p>\n<p>41.You hate to waste food. \u4f60\u8ba8\u538c\u6d6a\u8d39\u98df\u7269. (\u6ca1\u53bb\u8fc7\u5927\u9646\u9910\u9986\u5403\u8fc7\u996d\u7684\u8001\u5916, \u5509&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftoverchicken wing.\u4f60\u51b0\u7bb1\u91cc\u6709\u4e09\u53e3\u5269\u996d\u548c\u4e00\u53ea\u9e21\u7ffc.<\/p>\n<p>43.You don&#8217;t own any real Tupperware -only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs,takeout containers,and jam jars. \u4f60\u5bb6\u91cc\u6ca1\u6709\u4efb\u4f55\u5bb6\u7528\u5851\u6599\u5236\u54c1\uff0c\u53ea\u6709\u4e00\u6a71\u5b50\u6d17\u8fc7\u518d\u62ff\u6765\u7528\u7684\u6cb9\u74f6\uff0c\u996d\u76d2\u548c\u9171\u575b\u5b50\u3002<\/p>\n<p>44.You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. \u4f60\u628a\u679c\u9171\u74f6\u5f53\u6c34\u676f\u7528. (\u9760,\u5076\u6ca1\u89c1\u8fc7)<\/p>\n<p>45.You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. \u4f60\u6709\u6536\u96c6\u65c5\u9986\u514d\u8d39\u6d17\u53d1\u6c34\u74f6\u5b50\u7684\u7231\u597d<\/p>\n<p>46.You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15minutes).These snacks are always dried and include dried plums,mango,ginger,and squid. \u4f60\u6bcf\u6b21\u5916\u51fa\u5341\u4e94\u5206\u949f\u90fd\u4f1a\u5e26\u7740\u4f60\u7684\u96f6\u98df:\u5e72\u8292\u679c, \u674e\u5b50\u6216<br \/>\n\u70e4\u9c7f\u9c7c.<\/p>\n<p>47.You wash your rice at least 2-3times before cooking it.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u4f1a\u6d172-3\u6b21\u7c73.<\/p>\n<p>48.Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. \u4f60\u7238\u4ee5\u4e3a\u81ea\u5df1\u53ef\u4ee5\u4fee\u4efb\u4f55\u4e1c\u897f.<\/p>\n<p>49.The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u7684\u8f66\u5b50\u91cc\u5806\u4e86\u65e0\u6570\u73a9\u5076.<\/p>\n<p>50.You don\\&#8217;t use measuring cups. \u4f60\u4e0d\u7528\u91cf\u676f<\/p>\n<p>51.You beat eggs with chopsticks. \u4f60\u7528\u7b77\u5b50\u6253\u9e21\u86cb.<\/p>\n<p>52.You have a teacup with a cover on it. \u4f60\u6709\u4e00\u4e2a\u6709\u76d6\u7684\u8336\u676f. (\u8336\u58f6\u561b~~~)<\/p>\n<p>53.You always look phone numbers up in the phone book,since calling information(*69)costs 50cents. \u4f60\u603b\u662f\u5728\u7535\u8bdd\u7c3f\u91cc\u627e\u7535\u8bdd\u53f7\u7801, \u56e0\u4e3a\u54a8\u8be2\u7535\u8bdd\u8d39\u7528\u4e3a\u4e94\u89d2.<\/p>\n<p>54.You only make long distance calls after 11pm. \u4f60\u53ea\u572811\u70b9\u540e\u6253\u957f\u9014. (\u514d\u8d39\u7f8e\u56fd\u56fd\u5185, \u4e2d\u56fd\u4e0d\u77e5\u4ec0\u4e48\u65f6\u5019\u624d\u6709, \u6709\u7ade\u4e89\u679c\u7136\u8fd8\u662f\u4ef6\u597d\u4e8b, bs\u4e2d\u56fd\u7535\u4fe1)<\/p>\n<p>55.If you are male,you clap at something funny and if you are female,you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u662f\u4f4d\u7537\u6027\uff0c\u4f60\u4f1a\u5bf9\u597d\u73a9\u7684\u4e1c\u897f\u9f13\u638c\uff0c\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u662f\u4f4d\u5973\u6027\uff0c\u4f60\u4f1a\u6342\u7740\u5634\u54af\u54af\u7684\u7b11\uff08\u7b11\u4e0d\u8def\u9f7f\u561b\uff09<\/p>\n<p>56.You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. \u4f60\u559c\u6b22\u6ca1\u6709\u914d\u8fc7\u97f3\u7684\u4e2d\u56fd\u7535\u5f71.<\/p>\n<p>57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films. \u4f60\u559c\u6b22\u4e2d\u56fd\u529f\u592b\u7247.<\/p>\n<p>58.You\\&#8217;ve learnt some form of martial arts. \u4f60\u4f1a\u4e00\u4e9b\u4e2d\u56fd\u6b66\u672f.<\/p>\n<p>59.Shaolin actually means something to you.\u5c11\u6797\u5bf9\u4f60\u6765\u8bf4\u662f\u6709\u542b\u4e49\u7684<\/p>\n<p>60.You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs. \u4f60\u559c\u6b22\u5f88\u8001\u7684\u86cb\u914d\u7684\u7ca5.<br \/>\n(What?)\u5e94\u8be5\u662f\u76ae\u86cb\u7626\u8089\u7ca5\u5427<\/p>\n<p>61.You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u559c\u6b22\u6709\u5934\u5c3e\u7684\u867e.<\/p>\n<p>62.You never call your parents just to say hi. \u4f60\u4ece\u4e0d\u4e3a\u4e86\u95ee\u58f0\u597d\u800ccall\u4f60\u7236\u6bcd. (\u5931\u5b9e\u4e25\u91cd, \u8fd9\u4e2a\u8001\u5916\u8ba4\u8bc6\u7684\u4e2d\u56fd\u4eba\u90fd\u592a\u62a0\u95e8\u4e86, \u8fde\u4e2a\u56fd\u9645\u957f\u9014\u4e5f\u7701, bs\u4e4b)<\/p>\n<p>63.If you don&#8217;t live at home,when your parents call,they ask if you\\&#8217;ve eaten,even if it&#8217;s midnight.\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u4e0d\u5728\u5bb6, \u4f60\u7684\u7236\u6bcd\u4f1a\u6253\u7535\u8bdd\u95ee\u4f60\u5403\u4e86\u5417, \u5c31\u7b97\u534a\u591c12\u70b9\u4e5f\u4e0d\u4f8b\u5916.<\/p>\n<p>64.When you\\&#8217;re sick,your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods due to yeet hay. \u5f53\u4f60\u75c5\u4e86\u7684\u65f6\u5019, \u4f60\u7236\u6bcd\u8981\u4f60\u4e0d\u5403\u6cb9\u70b8\u98df\u54c1\u548c\u70e4\u7684\u4e1c\u897f, \u56e0\u4e3a&#8221;\u70ed\u6c14yeet hay&#8221;. \u5e7f\u4e1c\u97f3<\/p>\n<p>65.You know what yeet hay is. \u4f60\u77e5\u9053\u4ec0\u4e48\u662f\u70ed\u6c14<\/p>\n<p>66.You e-mail your Chinese friends at work,even though you only 10feet apart.\u4f60\u4e0a\u73ed\u65f6\u7ed9\u4f60\u4e2d\u56fd\u670b\u53cbsend email, \u5373\u4f7f\u4f60\u4eec\u76f8\u8ddd10\u5c3a.<\/p>\n<p>67.You use a face cloth. \u4f60\u6577\u9762\u819c.<\/p>\n<p>68.You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u53bb\u5403\u81ea\u52a9\u9910\u524d\u4f1a\u628a\u81ea\u5df1\u997f\u4e2a\u534a\u6b7b.<\/p>\n<p>69.You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.\u4f60\u8ba4\u8bc6\u53ef\u4ee5\u6253\u6298\u5356\u7ed9\u4f60\u73e0\u5b9d\u6216\u7535\u5668\u7684\u4eba.<\/p>\n<p>70.You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you\\&#8217;re never going to use them again. \u4f60\u7559\u7740\u7528\u8fc7\u7684\u53ef\u4e50\u74f6.<\/p>\n<p>71.You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. \u4f60\u6709\u81ea\u5df1\u7684\u5207\u8089\u5200\u800c\u4e14\u4f60\u4f1a\u78e8\u5b83<\/p>\n<p>72.Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.<br \/>\n\u4f60\u7684\u7259\u818f\u90fd\u6324\u5230\u7eb8\u4e00\u6837\u8584.<\/p>\n<p>73.You know what moon cakes are. \u4f60\u77e5\u9053\u4ec0\u4e48\u662f\u6708\u997c.<\/p>\n<p>74.When there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy 100rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.\u5f53\u5395\u7eb8\u964d\u4ef7\u65f6,\u4f60\u4e70\u4e86100\u591a\u5377\u5e76\u56e4\u5728\u8863\u6a71\u6216\u522b\u4eba\u7684\u623f\u95f4\u91cc. (\u8fd9\u4e2a\u5389\u5bb3, \u90a3\u4e2a\u88ab\u5360\u9886\u5367\u5ba4\u7684\u4eba\u771f\u53ef\u601c)<\/p>\n<p>75.Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. \u4e0d\u77e5\u9053\u4ec0\u4e48\u610f\u601d<\/p>\n<p>76.You iron your own shirts. \u4f60\u81ea\u5df1\u70eb\u8863\u670d. (\u610f\u601d\u662f\u7236\u6bcd\u4e0d\u4f1a\u70eb, \u8001\u5916\u52b2\u5c0f\u77a7\u54b1\u4e2d\u56fd\u4eba, \u770b\u6211\u98de\u8d77\u4e00\u817f,\u554a\u624e~~~~`)<\/p>\n<p>77.You play a musical \u5305\u542bument.\u4f60\u4f1a\u5f39\u594f\u4e00\u79cd\u4e50\u5668. (\u5f53\u7136, \u54b1\u4e2d\u56fd\u4eba\u6253\u5c0f\u90fd\u662f\u5929\u624d,\u54c7\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8&#8230;&#8230;.)<\/p>\n<p>78.Even if you&#8217;re totally full,if someone says they&#8217;re going to throw away the leftovers on the table,you&#8217;ll finish them.\u5373\u4f7f\u4f60\u9971\u4e86, \u5f53\u522b\u4eba\u8981\u628a\u5269\u4e0b\u7684\u83dc\u5012\u6389\u65f6\u4f60\u4f1a\u4e00\u5634\u628a\u5b83\u5403\u5b8c.(&#8230;&#8230;..really?&#8230;&#8230;.)<\/p>\n<p>79.You&#8217;ve eaten a red bean popsicle.\u4f60\u5403\u8fc7\u7ea2\u8c46\u51b0\u68cd<\/p>\n<p>80.You bring oranges (or other produce)with you as a gift when you visit people&#8217;s homes. \u4f60\u62dc\u8bbf\u522b\u4eba\u65f6\u4f1a\u5e26\u7740\u6c34\u679c<\/p>\n<p>81.You fight over who pays the dinner bill.\u4f60\u5728\u9910\u540e\u62a2\u7740\u4ed8\u5e10\u5355.<\/p>\n<p>82.You majored in something practical like engineering,medicine or law.\u4f60\u7684\u4e3b\u79d1\u662f\u5b9e\u7528\u578b\u7684, \u5de5\u7a0b\u5b66, \u673a\u68b0\u5b66\u6216\u6cd5\u5f8b.<\/p>\n<p>83.You live with your parents and you are 30years old (and they prefer it that way).Or if you\\&#8217;re married and 30years old,you live in the apartment next door to your parents,or at least in the same neighborhood.\u4f60\u4e09\u5341\u5c81\u65f6\u8fd8\u548c\u7236\u6bcd\u4f4f\u5728\u4e00\u8d77\u5e76\u4e14\u4ed6\u4eec\u4e5f\u559c\u6b22\u4f60\u8fd9\u6837.<br \/>\n\u6216\u8005\u4f60\u5df2\u7ecf\u4e09\u5341\u5c81\u5e76\u4e14\u7ed3\u5a5a\u4e86, \u4f46\u4f60\u8fd8\u4f4f\u5728\u7236\u6bcd\u9694\u58c1\u6216\u540c\u4e2a\u5c0f\u533a.<\/p>\n<p>84.You don\\&#8217;t tip more than 10%at a restaurant,and if you do,you tip Chinese delivery guys\/waiters more. \u4f60\u4e0d\u4f1a\u7ed9\u8d85\u8fc710%\u7684\u5c0f\u8d39, \u5373\u4f7f\u6709\u4e5f\u662f\u7ed9\u4e2d\u56fd\u670d\u52a1\u5458. 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